Thursday, December 20, 2007
The first edition of an ongoing public service to enlighten readers of their bowl viewing options...
Tune in for: The Poinsettia Bowl is a deceptive one, ostensibly promising a base, mid-week, mid-major level sideshow, but secretly hiding inside its Trojan Horse of gratuitous mediocrity a compelling matchup of two of the country’s most not terrible sub-BCS teams. Navy is entertaining, if nothing else: the academy easily set a new standard for rushing offense this decade by slicing its way to 351 per game on the ground (and averaging 5.7 per carry in the process, better than every other offense except Arkansas, West Virginia and Illinois, even though every defense knew exactly what was coming) and contrary to its old school trappings had a promising tendency for outrageously high-scoring shootouts – Navy punted fewer times than any other team in the country and combined with opponents for more than 80 points in five different games, including multi-overtime thrillers with Pitt and Notre Dame and a nine-touchdown effort by the Midshipmen alone in their 74-62 win over North Texas, the highest scoring game in I-A history. The only question is whether newly promoted World War II vet Nancy Kulp assistant head coach Ken Niumatalolo and his new offensive coordinator, Ivin Jasper, taking over play-calling from Paul Johnson for the first time, will have the same knack for keeping defenses off-balance.
She could set up Buddy Ebsen one-liner, she can set up the option pass.- - - This will be key, because Utah doesn’t give up those kinds of points – four of the Utes’ last six opponents were held to 10 or less, and none topped 20, including Mountain West scoring leader BYU; for the season, Utah was third nationally in scoring defense. It also, following a 1-3 start with losses to Air Force and UNLV without him, won seven straight after quarterback Brian Johnson returned to the lineup full-time at the end of September and outgained Wyoming by 383 yards in a 50-0 bludgeoning on Nov. 10.
Turn away in disgust and re-assess your priorities in life when: If you’re a defensive aficionado, Navy is, well, offensive, in keeping with the general shift in miliary priorities under the current administration. The Midshipmen were dead last nationally in pass efficiency defense, in the bottom ten in sacks, tackles for loss and third down stop percentage and allowed more yards per pass (8.33) than any defense except Toledo’s. Notre Dame threw a pair of touchdowns on Navy (though, to be fair, one was in overtime).
For Utah’s part, get ready for the sob story: 1,100-yard rusher Darrell Mack has had boiling hot vats of tragedy poured all over him repeatedly in his short life –
• His mother was a drug addict who was murdered with a lug wrench in 1995. Mack was 8. • His father killed a woman by stabbing her 43 times in 2002 and is in prison for life. Mack was 15. • Because of his family situation, he missed out on much of the first and second grades. • He has dyslexia. • Last week, the grandfather who helped raise him died of cancer. - - - – and if Mack has a big game (uh, see above for the odds of that), we will not hear the end of it. Just a fair warning. The only possible positive in this scenario – for the aggrieved Mack, for the mostly indifferent viewer – is that there’s nobody left for ESPN sideline babe du jour to waste our time interviewing.
What Else is On You have no life. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy these actual non-gridiron alternatives:
FOX • 9 p.m. • Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (60 mins.) A game show that test contestants’ knowledge of popular song lyrics. The must sing missing lines after the band stops playing and the words disappear. (TV-PG)
Don’t tell his achy breaky heart it’s up against the Poinsettia Bowl.- - - BIO • 9 p.m. • Biography: Billy Ray Cyrus (60 mins.) A profile of singer-actor Billy Ray Cyrus includes his Kentucky upbringing; his rise to fame with “Achy Breaky Heart”; his family life; and interviews with Cyurs, Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn and his daughter Miley. (TV-PG)
MTV • 10 p.m. • Run’s House - “Too Cool For Old School” (30 mins.) JoJo begins an internship at Phat Farm, where one of the designers makes his life miserable. Meanwhile, Rev buys an old school arcade game to prove to Diggy and Russy that he used to be an arcade wiz. (TV-PG)
BRAVO • 10 p.m. • Real Housewives of Orange County (60 mins.) Fiftysomething divorceé Quinn Fry joins the cast, as the O.C. housewives welcome her into their camp. Meanwhile, Lauri prepares for her pending nuptials, but daughter Ashley’s appeal to be maid of honor at the event complicates matters. Vicki’s son contemplates following his mother’s footsteps into the insurance business; and Jeana travels to Vancouver to watch son Shane play baseball. (TV-14) - - - SMQ Watchability Rating: All bowl games are rated on a scale of one TV (”Christmas shopping done? Yes? Think of more people. Phone book suggested if necessary.”) to five (”Block out a few hours - and possibly the sun, if there's a glare - for this can't-miss classic.”) based on completely subjective factors, up to and including potential cheerleader hotness/fulfillment of requisite nubile teen lust fantasies, which are so sadly lacking anywhere else on contemporary television or the Internet.
For the inevitable offensive explosion alone, the Poinsettia gets an unprecedented rating of two sets, and when the flexbone is part of the equation, bar the door for an all-time high:
 Worth an afternoon or evening, if there's nothing better to do, until it gets out of hand.
Three sets for the Poinsettia in Year Three. This is your chance to do something decent, rook: don’t blow it to some emo-drenched Grey’s Anatomy rerun where all of the doctors are too angsty to complete the minimum requirements of their job without a tear-jerking solliloquey. You can beat that.
(Not, as KSK would say, that I would know.)
The Pick: Utah has won six straight bowl games and was quietly one of the hottest teams in the country after it got Johnson back; Navy hasn’t beaten a team that finished with a winning record since the 2004 Emerald Bowl over New Mexico (7-5), one of only two teams – the other was East Carolina to open last season – above .500 at year’s end the Midshipmen defeated in Paul Johnson’s entire six-year tenure, a record he stretched for much acclaim and big bucks at Georgia Tech. Niumatalolo can go halfway to matching that in his first game, but Utah has better personnel and a clock-killing ethos and anyway, Navy allowed 64 points to North Texas and 59 to Delaware. Whatever tricks are up the Midshipmen’s collective, perfectly-pressed sleeves, the Utes can keep up.
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Sunday, November 11, 2007
This is not the space for a thorough examination of a year-long trend (maybe later in the week), but my god, friends, whatever happened to defense? Of 51 games between I-A teams this weekend, in only eleven of them were both teams held below 30 points, and 25 teams scored at least forty. The average game featured 60 points, and three went over 100, including the highest-scoring regulation game in NCAA history, Navy’s ridiculous 74-62 win over North Texas – the Midshipmen and Mean Green combined for nine touchdowns in the second quarter alone, and 19 for the afternoon.
Tackle drill. dammit! Strap ‘em on, son! Bring your feet!- - - This is not a mid-major thing – the top-ranked defense in the country allowed 260 yards rushing and four touchdown passes; the second-ranked defense in the SEC allowed 417 yards and six touchdowns; Boston College, slated to play for the mythical championship a little over a week ago, allowed 42 points to the 98th-ranked offense in the country; and then there’s the Big 12:
[comink]
Nebraska: WTF? I am Chris Spielman: Tackle somebody! Wrap up drive your legs keep your feet get your head across and follow through young man!! At some point, the spread offense pendulum has to start swinging back the other way.
Onwards...
SMQ WATCHED... ...with various degrees of vigilance...
Illinois 28 • Ohio State 21 - - - Sometimes we have to step back and look at the big picture. What did we expect of Ohio State, and what did we expect of Illinois? If I back up, would this result wouldn’t have knocked me flat in August? I can’t say it would have, at all:
I'm not very enthusiastic about this team, in relative terms...an OSU fan might argue it looks like the 2002 championship team, but the quarterback situation is just hoping for competence and has a chance to become a liability, and the offense one-dimensional, while the defense might have problems against upper echelon running games. - - -
Then again, in the same preview, the preceding sentence contained this parenthetical:
...it's hard to conceive OSU being worse than 7-1 going into the last four games, or worse than 8-4 coming out of them (much as I think Illinois will be vastly improved, and as close as it played the Buckeyes last year, the Illini aren't winning in Columbus)... - - -
So, yes, let’s say it: this was a dramatic upset. As I pointed out back then, everyone knew Illinois would be better, that a significant leap was inevitable for a team that was so young and so close to competence over and over in 2006, but hadn’t we had enough of that already? Was seven wins – eight, in all likelihood, with Northwestern to finish the season – not at the edge of reason for a team that had won eight in the last four years combined? Isn’t that enough? The Illini exceeded its quota for advancement in mid-October. Wins over Penn State and Wisconsin? Very nice, here are your back-to-earth defeats and token bowl bid, we’ll see you kids again next year. That was fast...maybe a little...too...fast...- - -
But there you have it: a team coached by Ron Zook and quarterbacked by Juice Williams bounced Ohio State, focused, consistent winner of 28 straight regular season games, from the mythical championship. On the road. And it was no fluke – Illinois out-Tresseled Tressel, physically establishing the run, making good with limited but efficient passing (Williams, exemplar of an erratic, one-dimensional liability in the pocket, had four touchdowns and no interceptions against the country’s second-ranked pass defense) and milking a lead for every millisecond.
It wasn’t only the masterful, 15-play, eight-minute slog that ran out the fourth quarter, but also the 11-play, six minute slog before that and the nine-play, three-and-a-half minute slog before that, which ended in a touchdown – coming out of the locker room with a lead, Illinois ultimately held the ball for just shy of 19 minutes in the second half. Ohio State only touched the ball three times, and moved it: looking to tie, the Buckeyes drove into a goal-to-go situation on its first possession of the half, then answered an Illini touchdown by roaring 76 yards in eight plays on its second possession, and opened up what would be its last drive with a 16-yard scramble by Todd Boeckman. But it was Boeckman, not Williams, who killed two of those promising drives with awful-looking interceptions, and Williams, not Boeckman, who cooly, efficiently ground out a physical win on the road, and possibly came of age along with his team. In the abstract, we could have predicted both of those results, and did. We just couldn’t have predicted either would happen here.
Georgia 45 • Auburn 20 - - - Two dynamics intersect here: from the first snap, when Brandon Cox was intercepted, Auburn looked like it regressed into the offensive hole that plagued it through the end of last season and the first three games this year, at the same time Georgia was solidifying and expanding its newfound offensive identity behind Knowshon Moreno and a rapidly maturing line. Basically, the Tigers got run over.
It didn’t look this way for most of the game, which Auburn surprisingly led in the third quarter after trailing 17-3 early on. After the fast start, Georgia went through a ten-minute, four possession stretch in the second and third quarters in which it collectively went backwards, -4 yards on 14 plays, and failed to gain a first down. An interception during that span, on Matt Stafford’s first attempt of the second half, set up a short field touchdown to tie, and a field goal a few minutes later completed a 17-point Tiger run to the lead.
It was a little fishy, though, despite a couple clutch third by Cox, because Auburn couldn’t find any consistency on the ground and only punched the ball into the end zone after sketchy, NFL-style roughing the passer penalties on each of its touchdown drives (aside from the aforementioned short field). From the point it fell behind, Georgia completely dominated, and there was nothing to it but plain, old-fashioned, straight ahead physical pounding. After ten minutes of futility, the Bulldogs broke out a stick over the next ten: UGA scored on four straight possessions, on which Moreno and Thomas Brown ran for 112 yards and Stafford, glad for the help, completed all four of his passes for 122 yards. In a small window, it was the complete promise of the offense’s talent, which we’ve seen in some form now three weeks in a row. At the same time, Auburn ran eight plays for three yards over three possessions and was intercepted once, the first of three crippling picks down the stretch.
I think the first down numbers demonstrate the differences in these two offenses: Auburn advanced the sticks 18 times to Georgia’s 16, but the Tigers were also outgained by 200 yards; they averaged 12 yards per first down. Georgia averaged a little more than 26 yards per first down. I appreciate Auburn’s efficienct philosophy, and the success it’s had playing keep away in other big games, but when the other offense starts gashing you, sometimes you have to do more than just move the chains. This is going to be really good, for somebody. Probably not Michigan.- - -
Wisconsin 37 • Michigan 21 - - - The Badgers did not miss P.J. Hill in the least, but without Chad Henne and Mike Hart, especially, Michigan looks listless, out of sync and always on the cusp of diasaster.
This is to be expected with a true freshman quarterback and a pair of inexperienced reserves behind him, I guess, if not for the random, maddening brilliance Ryan Mallett pulls out of his ass about once every other drive or so. At the height of head-hanging time in the fourth quarter, down 17 on third-and-ten from his own end zone, with his own receivers growing exasperated, the kid threw a laser over the best corner in the Big Ten that turned into the longest pass in Michigan’s long, long history. A couple minutes later, he lobbed a perfect rainbow into the end zone that only Adrian Arrington could reach to put the Wolverines within a field goal. But those were just flickers of light in a sea of darkness, the couple of spitballs that hit the back of the teacher’s head amid a loogied-up barrage at the blackboard*. The rest of the time, Mallett seemed completely unaware of the defense, alternately confused and indecisive on one hand and perfectly willing to confidently hang one up, Juice-like, into triple coverage on the other. He averaged 22.3 yards per completion, which is sensational, but completed less than a third of his attempts, which is atrocious even before the interceptions and various howler decisions under pressure fill out the picture.
To be fair, he had no help, from his offensive line, running game or defense. The final score is somewhat misleading in that Wisconsin had two short field, essentially garbage touchdowns in the fourth quarter, but the numbers don’t lie: a week after running for 12 yards against Ohio State, the Badgers ran for 235 on 4.7 per carry, without a single run longer than 18 yards. Lance Smith and unknown Zack Brown do not have Hill’s physical presence, but ate up 160 yards between them behind an offensive line that lined up and mauled like the halcyon Badger ideal that had only showed up intermittently through the first ten games. And Michigan, frankly, Michigan’s front seven was rolled on a consistent basis, not just out of position or taking bad angles but blocked; the specific running back at any given time was not relevant. Wisconsin controlled the ball for more than 38 minutes, a triumph entirely of the same offensive line that was most recently dominated by the Buckeyes.
It’s almost stunning how completely Michigan’s running game falls apart without Hart, and how little his replacements are able to create behind the same line – and how little it looks like the same line. Carlos Brown and Brandon Minor had no chance against a defensive front that had been reamed by almost every Big Ten running game it had faced, and subsequently Mallett had no chance to work within the play-action based passing game the Wolverines prefer. Of twelve drives under Mallett after Henne left the game, Michigan gained consecutive first downs on exactly two of them – and never by handing off.
Not that this beatdown will mean anything in the big picture if Henne and Hart are healed enough to get on the field next week – the Dejection Bowl in Ann Arbor is still the do-or-die game for the Big Ten title and Rose Bowl, even if the combined 20-game winning streak we expected has been replaced by a two-game skid.
* You are aware, of course, this analogy – a “blackboard?” – will be irrelevant in ten years, if it’s not already.
Florida 51 • South Carolina 31 - - - The larger arc is the ongoing collapse of South Carolina’s defense, which is very real, but I continue to be fascinated by the variety of ways Florida can attack with Tim Tebow, and how Urban Meyer makes old hat look innovative.
Trade ya quarterbacks, Urbie?- - - Case in point: up 27-14 on the first drive of the third quarter, facing 1st-and-15 after connecting with the third string tight end for a 55-yard gain on the first snap of the half, the Gators ran a bizarre-looking shovel pass/option, which Tebow flipped underneath the unblocked, upfield defensive end to Brandon James, who scooted for 26 yards all the way to the four-yard line. For all the motion, the shotgun, the shovel, this was really just an old school triple option: Tebow read the end, who came upfield to take him rather than crashing down on the “give,” which instead of a fullback crashing into the line was the tiny James, who can do far more in the open field than any lumbering fullback. Defenses are so geared to stopping Tebow, and have to be, it opens up literally the entire field; his running ability is like having an extra blocker and makes linebacker-freezing misdirection absolutely lethal, with the ability to get the ball down the field on top of it. The only comparable offense at the moment for the sheer variety of ways it can beat you from anywhere is Oregon’s.
Yeah, though, South Carolina is falling apart. This is the second straight week the Cocks have looked like they don’t even belong on the field against a competent SEC offense; USC has scored 67 points the last two weeks and not come close to winning either game, which would not have been conceivable in this conference two years ago, when almost every week was a bite-and-hold death slog. It really got comical Saturday, never moreso than on Ryan Succop’s first, uh, punt, or attempt to punt, which was easily blocked after Succop ran directly into the rusher, almost as if he was trying to get the kick blocked on purpose; Florida scored easily two plays later. Even after Carolina came back to take a 14-13 lead, it never felt like it had a chance to win this game. The only thing standing between the Gamecocks and 6-6 – and probably a bowl-less holiday off a five-game losing streak, with the number of eligible teams in the conference easily outpacing available slots – is Clemson in two weeks, which brings a salivating Spiller-Davis combo into Columbia. If it wasn’t already, this stage of Carolina’s long push for respectability is officially dead.
Kansas 43 • Oklahoma State 28 - - - At least as impressive as its offensive outburst – as much could be expected against Oklahoma State: the Cowboys will be in the neighborhood of 118th in pass defense when the NCAA updates its stats this morning, and KU was the fifth team (as well as third straight) to go over 525 in total offense against the Cowboys – is the simple fact that the Jayhawks came out firing on all cylinders again, that they didn’t take their foot off the gas in a perfect situation for a letdown. Good teams make comfortable wins routine – the longer the season goes, the more KU keeps winning, the more teams around it continue to fall as double-digit favorites, the more impressive the Jayhawks look just for taking care of their business.
As noted, it’s hard to tell much about any offense against Oklahoma State, or in the Big 12 in general, because most of the league has looked like a balanced, explosive attack in an environment almost completely bereft of coverage or tackling – OSU at times was so worried about giving up the big play that it went into umbrella mode in the secondary almost from the first series, allowed easy throws (Todd Reesing had 308 yards passing on a relatively modest 7.7 per attempt), generated no pressure against the run or pass (OSU forced all of one negative play, a sack of Reesing in the first quarter with zero hits for loss thereafter) and spent the game on its heels, hoping Kansas would misfire. It did not.
Oklahoma State, however, did misfire in spite of its own prowess with the ball, and it’s no coincidence the Cowboys turned it over four times – Kansas made eight plays in OSU’s backfield, among them a pair of caused fumbles and stops on third-and-short situations, and knocked Adarius Bowman out of the game by flying upfield to hit him short of the line on an incomplete screen pass. On the whole, KU is nothing special itself against the pass, but it’s aggressive enough to match the plays it allows; the Jayhawls were second in the nation in turnover margin even before their plus-four night against the Cowboys, and those plays were the most significant in the size of the final margin.
Re: taking care of business, my bet is there won’t be much speculation this week of the Jayhawks potentially losing at home to last place Iowa State, which was rightly left for dead after starting 1-6 with two losses against the MAC and another to a I-AA team. Every contender has its bizarre scares, though, and if Kansas’ isn’t Oklahoma State, it could be ISU. Since getting trounced at home by Texas, 56-3, the Cyclones over their last four have led Oklahoma at the half, played Missouri closer than any of the Tigers’ last seven victims and run off two straight upsets against once-rising Kansas State and Colorado. By all evidence over the first two months, Kansas should leave Iowa State caked in five touchdowns worth of its dust, and it might still, but the Cyclones are an improving team with a little momentum and a dangerous trap if KU is looking forward to the winner-take-all finale with Missouri. Where no one will make a tackle.
Upwards...
Box Scorin’ Making sense of what I didn’t see. - - - • Nebraska 73, Kansas State 31: I don’t know that there is any “sense” to be made of this, but remember how Nebraska allowed touchdowns on ten straight possessions last week to Kansas? The Huskers scored nine times on ten possessions against K-State, which has apparently quit on this season. The Wildcats lost to Iowa State last week and Saturday allowed touchdown drives of 76, 36, 73, 54, 80, 91, 74, 62 and 74 yards, in addition to an 80-yard drive that ended in a Nebraska field goal and a 94-yard kickoff return for touchdown. That is, unlike Nebraska last week, which had five turnovers to expound its complete lack of defense in Lawrence, Kansas State just had no defense – the Wildcats didn’t turn the ball over once. Joe Ganz (30-40, 510 yards, 7 TDs, 0 INT) probably had the best passing day in Nebraska history, and for that, K-State should be put on some kind of shame-based probation.
Alright, we got ‘em right where we want ‘em...enough rope-a-dope! Kill! Kill!- - - • Clemson 44, Wake Forest 10: The Deacons were past getting beat like this, I thought, which suggests that Clemson is...gelling? In November? While still very much in the conference race? C.J. Spiller returned a kickoff for a touchdown here, but the Tigers’ backfield dup was fairly modest: 116 yards on 29 carries. Cullen Harper (27-35, 3 TD, 0 INT) has given that offense the balance it sorely lacked last year.
• Missouri 40, Texas A&M 26: The Aggies hung around longer than expected here, but they eventually flamed out like the lame duck also-rans they’ve been for most of the last month. Still, Mizzou is absolutely rolling on offense: the Tigers went over 550 for the sixth time, have still scored at least 38 points in all nine wins and got the best game of the season from one of their typically complimentary-only running backs (148 yards by injury-plagued Tony Temple). That’s all against the Big 12, of course, but I don’t think anyone will hold it against them if Kansas and/or Oklahoma suffers a similar fate.
• Mississippi State 17, Alabama 12: No more fluke talk about Mississippi State: the Bulldogs aren’t necessarily a good team (they were beaten down by LSU and West Virginia), but they have now found a way to force turnover-fuelled upsets of Auburn, Kentucky and Alabama. That collection of wins is too strong to discount out of hand, even if Will Carroll is the quarterback and the offense ranks, uh, 113th. There is a better than even chance now with Arkansas and Ole Miss remaining that the Bulldogs will win seven games and break even in the conference for the first time since 2000. Biggest loser in that scenario: Ed Orgeron.
• Iowa State 31, Colorado 28: On of these “Tale of Two Halves” scenarios – the Buffs led 21-0 at the half, then fell into a deep funk after failing on fourth down at midfield to open the third quarter, going three-and-out four straight possessions as ISU ran off 31 unanswered points. Another big game for ISU freshman Alexander Robinson, who went over 100 for the second time in three weeks since taking over the position – on paper, he seems to be a real spark in the Cyclone offense. Still, no excuse for this, Colorado: this is Division I Football!
• Cincinnati 27, Connecticut 3: The reality of life without turnovers rears its ugly head at UConn, which had thrived on takeaways in an 8-1 start but didn’t force any from the Bearcats, and in fact suffered from its only giveaway, an interception in the second quarter that led to an easy, six-yard scoring “drive” by Cincinnati. That was hardly the difference in the game, though: Cincy outgained the Huskies 420-204 and could have sat on its opening drive touchdown all afternoon.
• Virginia 48, Miami 0: The Hurricanes have regressed offensively so much further the last two weeks than they ever did under Larry Coker, which is shocking given the alleged talent on hand. Kyle Wright, going the whole way, was dreadful (9-21, 3 INT) in his last home start, and leaves with only the solace that Kirby Freeman might have been even worse is he’d been given the chance to be. Receivers dropped everything; the defense did not show (Jameel Sewell...Jameel Sewell...completed 20 of 25 for 288 and a touchdown), and I think 189 yards on nine first downs ranks right up there with the worst offensive performances of the season. North Texas and Navy combined for as many touchdowns in one quarter as Miami had first downs in the entire game. Pitiful.
Maryland 42, Boston College 35: Some actual offense out of the ACC, and another game where the first downs can give you a sense of the big play prowess on one side of the ball: B.C. had 27 first downs to Maryland’s 20, but the Terps averaged almost 24 yards every time it moved the chains (to the Eagles’ still-impressive 17 yards). B.C. had to be totally shellshocked by its fall from grace last week – Maryland actually scored on seven of its first eight possessions after only scoring seven times over its last ten quarters combined coming in.
• Southern Cal 24, California 17: If USC got anything out of this game, other than a leg up on the Holiday Bowl bid, it may have finally found the workhorse it’s been missing at running back in Chauncey Washington, who rolled off 220 yards on 29 carries, easily the best single-game performance by any Trojan back over the last two years. The defense had its worst game of the season, giving up 164 on the ground to Justin Forsett and one yard short of 400 yards overall, but it forced a fumble and an interception on Cal’s last two possessions to get out of Berkeley with some pride intact.
- - - Much much much to cover tonight when the latest BCS standings are released this evening. As usual, whatever the numbers say tonight, know this: the Pac Ten is getting screwed. Or, not screwed, necessarily, since somebody has to get screwed – it is the nature of the beast – but my guess is Oregon should be getting ready for the Rose Bowl barring an unexpected turn of events. Though that does seem to be the only way events have turned this year...
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Monday, November 05, 2007
Conquered favorites and other notables picking up the pieces of shattered ambition this week:
Arizona State and Boston College, you have been placated by surprise success. You’ve been winning so long now, you’ve forgotten the proper response to any loss: reactionary vengeance and edge-clinging despair. Instead, with your championship dreams crushed, we get sentiments like “The season is far from over with every option, perhaps short of the national title game, still on the table,” and “The National Championship is obviously gone and the Heisman looks like real long shot but there is still the ACC Championship.” The ACC championship? Live and learn, Devils and Eagles, from the pros: You'll get ‘em next time, big guy.- - -
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. At some point, past concern, frustration, anger, pitchforks, insults, petitions, billboards and borderline sabotage, there’s just an eerie calm for the tireless anti-Dorrellian brigade at Bruins Nation as the storm descends on the final days of Karl Dorrell following UCLA’s 34-27 loss to Arizona:
It is an absolute treat these days to wake up Sunday morning and read post after posts and comments after comments articulating much better than I can on what I am feeling the day after another Dorrell coached UCLA football game.
I am with godblesstyus95. Although I think the end is in sight, I don't believe the nightmare is totally over yet. I can see the dreaded scenario he laid out in his post coming into fruition, given what we had to endure through those surreal Lavin years. And, I can also symphatize with the argument Class of 66 laid out in his diary, making a strong case why we should all pressure on Dan Guerrero to act now, so that he doesn't have any room to maneuver out of the right decision to get rid of the most incompetent coach in college football by December 3rd.
However, all that said, I have to tell you I am starting to sense a calm over me. I can feel the end in sight. - - -
Of course, Nestor’s solution to all of the Bruins’ problems for the last three years has been “Fire Karl Dorrell,” but that opinion is reaching critical mass outside of “insignificant Internet chatter,” too, when even the players are calling their seventh double-digit loss to an unranked team in two years “ridiculous.” Chris Foster in the L.A. Times declares the Bruins’ last three games a “one-issue season,” with nothing to play for against the meat of the slate (Arizona State, UCLA and USC) but saving or losing Dorrell’s job, and the paper wondered in a headline Sunday whether Dorrell is losing his grip, whatever grip he had: Down go the Bruins, again: L.A. loses its seventh game to an unranked team in two years, all of them by double digits.- - -
"I'm encouraged how we played in the fourth quarter [after sometime-receiver Osaar Rasshan replaced injured Patrick Cowan]," Dorrell said. "They didn't score any points in the fourth quarter. We did. We still came up short."
The good ol' college try, though, will do little at this point to pacify fans or, probably, Athletic Director Dan Guerrero.
Guerrero said last week he would be "very interested" to see how the Bruins finish the season. He got an eyeful Saturday.
The Bruins lost to a lower-tier Pac-10 team for the second straight week, piled onto nonconference losses to Notre Dame and Utah, both of which were winless at the time.
The Bruins started well Saturday. Matthew Slater's 100-yard kickoff return and Cowan's nine-yard touchdown pass to his brother, Joe, gave UCLA a 14-10 lead with 6:31 left in the first half.
Then UCLA's offense went three-and-out on six of its next seven series and the defense couldn't handle an offense that gave it the Willies.
Tuitama's third touchdown pass gave the Wildcats a 34-14 lead three minutes into the second half.
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Summary to the L.A. Daily News’ Brian Dohn, who concedes the likelihood that we’re witnessing the “final throes” of Dorrell’s career: “UCLA's season, which began with so much promise and so many promises, is teetering on being a crumbling wreck.” Bucketloads of blood in the water.
Nebraska After comments in its open thread Saturday advocating firing defensive coordinator Kevin Cosgrave at the half – ”Get the hell outta this locker room, yer done!” – Corn Nation decided to open the week by looking at the bright side:
After the weekend, Nebraska's defense is no longer the worst rushing defense in the nation. We've moved up to 118th. The University of Alabama-Birmingham gave up 338 yards rushing to Southern Miss, dropping them below the Huskers, who only gave up 218.
Nebraska has dropped to 112th in total defense, above SMU, Central Michigan, Louisiana-Lafayette, North Texas, UTEP, Rice, and Minnesota. - - -
But, yeah, beyond that...
Nebraska's lows against Kansas: • Most points ever scored against Nebraska - 76
Broke the school record of 70, in the 70-10 loss to Texas Tech in 2004
• Most points ever scored in the first half against Nebraska - 48
Not a record for halves, though, that was Texas Tech, 2004, 49 points in the second half
• Most points in a quarter - 27 in the second quarter
• Longest losing streak since 1958
It's going to get worse because it's highly doubtful that either Bill Callahan or Kevin Cosgrove are going anywhere, despite people calling on them to resign. - - -
CN has a handy roundup of the head-callers:
Dennis Dodd: “Kansas scored more points against Nebraska on Saturday than it did against the Huskers in either the 1970s (60 total) or 1980s (67). “
Peter Schrager: “Firing Bill Callahan after Saturday's loss is understandable, almost necessary. Why wait? Blow it up now.“
Doug Tucker: “Reesing could be in line to become the fifth player in a row named Big 12 offensive player of the week after playing the Huskers.”
What, still on the edge of your seat? It’s over, coach.- - - Darren Carlson: “In a living room full of my friends, all looking for me to say something smart, or at least smart mouthed, all I said was, ‘No really. We have a bad football team. That's it. That's all that is happening. We're bad.’ And, I came to grips with the 2007 season.”
At least Carlson is able to deal with despair bluntly and move on, albeit about a month later than the outside world saw disaster looming, while others like the Lincoln Journal Star’s Steven Sipple are still trying to make sense of an inexplicable collapse. I’m not sure explanations along the lines of “confidence,” “key departures” and “chemistry” quite do justice to the ‘Huskers’ dischord, or that anything short of complete, resigned acceptance of the unfathomable depths of universal cruelty and chaos possibly could. Carlson gets to the heart of the frustration:
Right now, we're the worst defense in the country. Meaning that the rabid fans who say they "couldn't do worse" coaching the defense actually have a legit point. It's nearly impossible to be worse than this.
I know this - there is enough talent on that side of the ball to play better than this. Suh didn't stop being strong, Octavien didn't stop being fast, Bowman didn't stop being talented. The list goes on and on and on. This is about the way we are doing things. No...not what we are doing. It is HOW we are doing it.
I saw a defense that was amazingly willing to be blocked. On one TD run, the KU back ran through an alley untouched while NU's linebacker, corner and safety were essentially "dancing" with the KU blockers. It was sad to see. This is a "want to" problem. Is that on the players? Is that on the coaches? Both. Players have to want to play hard, and coaches have to help them or make them want to play hard.’
When the coaches are replaced, (How can they not?) whoever inherits this defense will have enough talent to get better, and literally nowhere to go but up. - - -
No kidding – the Journal Star’s Brian Christopherson is similarly speechless, so he lets the numbers do the talking for him: 118, 359, 115, 4,776, 50 and 76. Respectively, those figures represent Nebraska’s national rank in run defense, the number of points the D has allowed through ten games, the Huskers’ national rank in turnover margin, the number of yards the former Blackshirts have surrendered this season, the number of years since last time the school has lost six straight football games and, well, obviously.
• Overstatement meets its match: I’ve met Tyrone Nix. Working for Southern Miss’ student paper, I once gave his defense a ‘D’ for allowing 400-plus yards – 199 to D’Angelo Williams – in a close loss at Memphis. Tyrone Nix is a former linebacker, and he is not afraid of you or your laptop. I’m guessing Brandon at Garnet and Black Attack is not a former linebacker, and so I offer my condolences to his family:
See, they laid a hand on them. One of them.- - -
I can't stay quiet any longer.
The continued employment of the South Carolina defensive staff needs to be seriously re-evaluated.
The University of South Carolina was embarrassed tonight. Not just defeated, not just thumped, but embarrassed. [...] ...the efforts of everyone else on the team were wasted by the defense. And there's no other word for it: Wasted.
That's the kind of performance you expect when the defensive staff hasn't seen any tape on the team involved. If there were any attempts to rearrange South Carolina's formations to answer the Wild Hog, I didn't see them. If those moves did take place, they were certainly impotent. The defense seemed surprised by the physical nature of McFadden's running game.
In short, they were unprepared.
Unprepared for a running back that Tyrone Nix and his coaches have prepared for three times. (Rememeber, he took over the play-calling before the Arkansas game last year.) Unprepared for a running attack that everyone alive knows is the best in the SEC.
McFadden's numbers against Nix's defenses the last three years: 187 in 2005, 219 in 2006, 335 in 2007.
In other words, McFadden has increased his numbers each time he's taken the field against South Carolina. It's almost like he surprises the defense more each year.
And it wasn't just McFadden tonight. Arkansas ran for a mind-boggling 543 yards tonight. They quickly rang up a 21-3 lead on drives of 66, 62 and 75 yards -- the last one coming ON TWO PLAYS. (That doesn't count the 29-yard drive that produced a missed FG after Arkansas inexplicably attempted to prove it's a passing team.)
Wondering if that was the worst defensive performance in South Carolina history? In terms of yardage, it was. [...] This isn't the first time this has happened. If nothing changes, it won't be the last.
And if it's not the last, then Steve Spurrier can go ahead and give up all hopes of every bringing an SEC title to Columbia.
Because if South Carolina can't stop a completely one-dimensional team that at times reverts to running an offense that was cutting edge in the 1950s, it won't happen. - - -
South Carolina has long been mediocre-to-bad against the run by SEC standards, but to be fair, this is sort of the first time it’s happened on that level – 541 yards is beyond bad by anyone’s standards, including including Steve Spurrier’s: “A mismatch,” Gamecocks coach Steve Spurrier said. “A Division III team trying to play and SEC team. We couldn’t hold up against those guys; they’re too good for us.”
Spoken like a man with real job security. But even the coach suddenly under fire doesn’t have much more to add: “Basically, they just whipped us.” After 543 yards, there is no spin.
But take heart, Cocks! On further review, McFadden’s total actually tied an SEC record. So there’s always that slash – well, unless he comes back for his senior year. Then it’s over.
Elsewhere in disillusion:
• Kevin Scarbinsky in the Birmingham News thinks “there are no losers” in Alabama’s, um, not-loss to LSU Saturday, but Nick Saban will have none of it: "Nobody should ever be happy about losing. I'm not happy about losing. There's no such thing as a moral victory."
OTS on Roll Bama Roll agrees, generally, but he’s not too happy with the officiating. As if anyone is ever too happy with the officiating.
• Redundantly-named South Florida offensive coordinator Greg Gregory doesn’t even know how USF was still in the game at the end after turning the ball over eight times against Cincinnati, but after the Bulls’ last gasp throw into the end zone fell incomplete, it’s pretty clear to the Tampa Tribune’s Brett Murphy: “In three weeks, the Bulls (6-3, 1-3 Big East) have gone from the toast of Tampa to toast - and tied for last place in the Big East with Syracuse.”
• John Feinstein’s oblivious, ridiculously outdated radio exhortation of Navy’s indomitable spirit not withstanding – seriously, “There isn't a football player born who doesn't at least think about playing at Notre Dame. The Irish don't recruit players, They select them.” – the South Bend Tribune is wondering if this is what rock bottom feels like. Which begs the even more pressing question: if it’s only now hitting rock bottom, where have the Irish been the last two months? ND is one defeat from becoming officially, via its ninth loss, the worst team in the history of the program.
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Sunday, November 04, 2007
I can’t say I’ve ever enjoyed watching one team as much as I have LSU over the last five weeks: the Tigers have slugged their way through four straight instant classics, all of them important games against a top 15 opponent, three of them comeback wins for LSU in the final two minutes, once on the final play. And I still don’t know how much I really know about the Tigers. They look in sleek and in sync for stretches, then sloppy, mistake-prone. Occasionally they want to establish a power running game with the monster offensive line, but Gary Crowton’s mind always drifts back to the pass; Matt Flynn is alternately a cool-headed, in-command veteran and an impatient first-year starter trying to force it. Trindon Holliday, Keiland Williams, Jacob Hester, Charles Scott and Brandon LaFell are stars, then disappear entirely.
The only feel I can get for LSU is a) it is still a wall against the run, and b) however unfocused the team seems for a half, or three quarters, or three and a half quarters, it finds itself in time to pull the rug from under the upset. Again, though, not perfectly – the one time it wasn’t in the trailing position, at Kentucky, the defense had its worst quarter of the season and lost to a team that hasn’t won since. It would be too tidy to be perfect, I guess, or too boring, or something. I don’t know. Either way, I’m just grateful for the weekly drama.
Desperation is the mother of discovery: On another note, in a desperate attempt to catch the end of the tight Boston College-Florida State game when the local ABC affiliate refused to switch from an unmitigated blowout in Norman, I made a potentially blog-changing discovery: ESPN 360. ESPN 360! Why didn’t I know about this? I was able to download the necessary gizmos in time to watch Matt Ryan’s fatal interception to Geno Hayes in real time, and pull up a few games from earlier in the day – I watched a lot of Oregon-Arizona State, but much of the account of that game below is also gleaned from the ESPN 360 “rebroadcast,” for free. I feel vaguely like a sucker who’s about to be bludgeoned by a catch of some unknown origin (it is Disney, you know), but if it gets me long lost ABC regional games, this is a service I wholeheartedly endorse.
Onwards...
SMQ WATCHED... ...with various degrees of vigilance...
LSU 41 • Alabama 34 - - - I had a rare Easterbrook moment when LSU blitzed on 3rd-and-13 with two minutes to go – Alabama had burned the Tigers deep with D.J. Hall man-to-man in the second quarter, then scored a touchdown on a lob to Keith Brown in the third quarter when the Tigers sent the house, and two plays before the third down in question had Brown wide open against Craig Steltz down the middle of the field on a simple missed read by John Parker Wilson. I could actually see myself writing “seven gentlemen crossed the line...” followed by a disaster for LSU on a long-yardage, low-percentage play. Instead, Terry Grant missed his pick-up, first rate true freshman Chad Jones came completely free (not for the first time in the game), kicked the ball loose, and we’re left with yet another piece of evidence that, in college football, to the aggressor go the spoils.
LSU has given us this bit over and over again, with the late game balls – “dialing up the testicles” as Gary Danielson might say, over and over again – and the Tigers wouldn’t be anywhere near their current position in the standings (one win from clinching the SEC West) or the ballots (likely second in tonight’s BCS poll) if they didn’t keep coming through in those situations. But they wouldn’t be in those do-or-die situations if they were still sporting the Poulan Independence Dick we saw in all its ghastly power against Virginia Tech and South Carolina, when the notion of scoring 34 points on this defense was borderline heretical, or at least an indication of severe head trauma. Four straight opponents now have scored at least 24 in regulation.
Not all of that is on the Tigers’ defense – Alabama took the lead on consecutive scoring drives in the second quarter of six and two yards, respectively, and for the big plays the Tide did make, finished with a scant 254 in total offense to 475 for LSU; the defense is still fourth nationally against the run, second in pass efficiency, second in total defense, and the last four opponents have also been outgained by an average of 130 yards. So why is LSU still eking out these wins in the final minute, from behind, week after week?
Well, because three straight interceptions and 130 yards in penalties to ‘Bama’s 15 yards, that’s why. Les Miles talked about poise at the start of the second half, but his reputation as an unpoised, undisciplined, let ‘er rip gunslinger was reinforced Saturday in his teams’ consistent, nearly disastrous mental mistakes. Alabama had zero running game, and therefore no chance to mount sustained drives, but made one big play on offense in the first half (the deep bomb to Hall in the second quarter) and one in the second half on special teams (Javier Arenas’ lead-grabbing, 61-yard punt return midway through the fourth), and both were facilitated by LSU penalties – Hall’s catch followed a roughing the passer penalty against Tyson Jackson on a 3rd-and-long stop, and Arenas’ punt return followed a bizarre attempt by the Tiger offense to gimmick its way to a first down on 4th-and-1 near midfield on a clearly illegal line shift (“simulating the snap” was the most apt possible description) followed by a dumb 15-yard penalty for Carnell Stewart removing his helmet on the field (as well as – and I’m just guessing here from my amateur lip-reading skills, because they didn’t announce this – screaming “that’s fucking bullshit!” as the first flag was announced against the offense). I wondered, was that a reaction to the failure of the fourth down bravado that served LSU so well against Florida at the end of the loss at Kentucky? It wasn’t the kind of direct, confident, aggressive response we’ve come to expect from the Tigers; then again, they hadn’t mounted anything like their usual running game to point. Then again, despite its frequent success, LSU has had trouble establishing any reliable identity on offense most of the year. Alabama is also not in the game without the ten easy points it gained by intercepting Matt Flynn three times in the second quarter, all on bad decisions by Flynn, probably flipping the switch on a ten-point swing on the third pick by stopping an apparent LSU scoring drive and turning the field position swap into a go-ahead touchdown for the Tide instead.
But adversity has been the norm during this incredible stretch of games: LSU trailed by ten in the second half to Florida, Auburn and now Alabama, and rallied to outscore them 71-28 in the second halves of those games. The Tide scored touchdowns to go ahead twice in the second half Saturday, and the Tigers immediately answered both of them, just as they did Auburn’s late go-ahead touchdown two weeks ago. This is still a beast of team that’s ultimately done everything it’s needed to do to establish itself as the conference favorite against a hellish schedule, but it doesn’t get serious and take the prize until it sees it being dragged away.
• I couldn’t say I disagreed with Danielson’s admonishment against Glenn Dorsey returning to the game after his already bum knee was rolled again in the first half, given the millions Dorsey has at stake with his health, but he came back and hobbled his way to an outstanding game: six tackles, two for loss, a sack and another QB hurry in the middle of a line that allowed 20 net yards rushing. You never want to overuse the “warrior” cliché, but when Dorsey was hobbling off after chasing down a third down screen pass short of the marker in the fourth quarter, looking like a bear with a gunshot wound in his leg, the description seemed apt. He probably shouldn’t play against Louisiana Tech or Ole Miss the next two weeks, but Dorsey put a lot on the line to help his team, and delivered.
Oregon 35 • Arizona State 23 - - - Imagine being promoted from captain of the state highway patrol to commander of NORAD, and I think that might approximate how Chip Kelly feels calling plays at Oregon after his years at New Hampshire. Weapons, baby. The skill talent on this team is almost unfair when unleashed in this fashion, and when you get that impossible combination of arm and muscle twitch operating as comfortably from the shotgun as Dennis Dixon – truly this is the offense of nightmares.
Almost there, Duck. Almost there.- - - Dixon came into the season this inconsistent, injury-plagued, baseball-playing flake, and now is the player any defensive coordinator least wants to see lining up on the other side. The first time we saw him this season, he was slicing immediately post-Appalachian State Michigan into eensy bits in whatever fashion he liked, and it could be somewhat dismissed as the lethargy and incompetence of the Wolverines. And doesn’t Oregon always play well in September, anyway? Now we get him again, with big stakes on the line against a top ten defense in November, and he seems just as in command of the myriad fakes, misdirection and precise timing routes of Kelly’s offense down the stretch – combined with the execution of the Ducks’ offensive line, Dixon occasionally looks like he’s on another plane, and the long-term loss of one third of the starting backfield and two of the top three receivers seems irrelevant.
Part of that is because the remaining skill talent is so good (besides Dixon, Jonathan Stewart and Jaison Williams were both top-rated blue chips out of high school) and there is so much for a defense to pay attention to, but it’s also because, again, the entire unit is operating so well. The Ducks came out immediately gunning, hitting Williams in man-to-man for about 40 yards, but Oregon’s first two touchdowns Saturday were beautifully blocked screens into the right flat that did not require PS#1 talent to spring Williams and Stewart to the end zone, and its third was a fake screen to the left flat that froze the defense and opened the seam for Williams. After the first two scores, the Devils didn’t have a chance.
Oregon finished with 200 rushing and 200 passing, appropriately, and didn’t score more only because Dixon left the game with a tweaked knee in the fourth and Brady Leaf finished with the reigns on – they similarly took the gas off at Michigan, you’ll remember. Williams, dangerous as he was, also struggled with drops. But even during a second quarter lull, I never got the feeling Arizona State could stop UO’s offense if the latter was really trying. Dixon has all the numbers he needs (he’s thrown 20 touchdowns with just three interceptions and is the fourth highest-rated passer in the country, before you account for his rushing contributions), but mainly, he’s just doing whatever he wants, when he wants.
• Down 21-13 with a chance to tie or pull within one going into the locker room, ASU badly mismanaged the last 45 seconds of the first half and came up completely empty. The Devils ran for a first down inside the Duck 20, inbounds with no timeouts, and rather than just spiking the ball, as the ASU coaches were apparently signalling, Rudy Carpenter spent 20 seconds calling a play and getting his team lined up, then inexplicably handed to Dmitri Nance off right tackle for a loss of two yards as the clock ticked and ticked and ticked. It went all the way down to six seconds before Carpenter was able to get back under center for a spike, moments before the heretofore reliable Thomas Weber missed a short field goal that would have cut the lead to five. Arizona State had controlled the second quarter and rallied from 21-3 down, but ceded all that momentum by getting off one worthless snap, in scoring position, in 45 seconds. The Devils were hopelessly down by 23 in the fourth quarter before they found themselves in the same scoring position again.
• “I hope that’s to promote the issue of breast cancer awareness. If they’re just pink whistles, we have issues.” Why is that, Mike? What “issues” do we have with refs blowing pink whistles, Mike?
Penn State 26 • Purdue 19 - - - Not to be too harsh or a broken record or anything, but Purdue continues to reinforce all the negative stereotypes: overmatched against good (or even just above average) teams, unable to score on decent defenses, ultimately soft on defense its own self. But here we are – after Dorien Bryant’s kickoff return to open the game, the Boilers managed four field goals and zero touchdowns, were outgained by an often pedestrian offense by 138 yards and allowed 251 rushing on 6.1 per carry.
It’s not like everything Purdue knows from guillotining the rabble leaks out onto its pillow before it plays a big game. Curtis “Potbellied” Painter has the arm and the receivers, and the offense was in command in the first quarter until an impressive 75-yard march that could have extended the lead to 17-7 was submarined by a Jaycen Taylor fumble at the goalline. That ill-timed giveaway and the subsequent Penn State drive across midfield turned the momentum, but Purdue still went on 74, 52 and 60-yard drives in the second half. All field goals, largely because of terrible starting field position – after the break, the Boilers did not start a single drive outside of their own 20.
With Northwestern’s loss to Iowa – the Wildcats were 5-4 going in – Purdue’s losing streak against winning teams was re-extended to 15 games, back to the start of the 2005 season against Akron, which finished 7-6 that year. The average margin of defeat in those games: 16 points. Including garbage time and 35 points in last year’s loss at Hawaii, the offense the last two years has averaged 13.3 points against winners and, if you exclude the final, meaningless minute at Ohio State last month, has been held without an offensive touchdown in half of those games.
Its best chance of breaking the streak is against Indiana in two weeks, which currently sits at 6-4 and can win its seventh next week against Northwestern.
• Anthony Morelli can be pretty sharp when he’s not under pressure and has the running game to fall back on to open things up downfield. In other words, under perfect conditions, Morelli is a better than average quarterback. This was the case Saturday, when Rodney Kinlaw and Thomas Royster consistently ate the Purdue defense alive for 210 yards, the Boilermakers only picked up one sack and the secondary looked like it was set on “Varsity,” from the size of the holes in its zone coverage. But Morelli was on target to open men and didn’t make a killer mistake against a quasi-respectable conference opponent, which makes it de facto one of the best games of his career.
• I got search hits after this game for “bad calls purdue penn state” and “purdue ref” (as well as, even more bizarrely, “houston nutt malzahn tecmo” and, once again, “colt brennan shirtless”), but I’m not sure what might be at the root of these searchers’ presumed angst. There are only two really controversial plays: the aforementioned fumble by Taylor over the goalline, which Andre Ware insisted was over the plane of the goalline (I strongly disagree) and, much later, a failure by the officials to stop the clock after a Selwyn Lymon catch-and-run out of bounds on Purdue’s penulitmate drive, which ended in a field goal that cut the margin to seven. There is something to the latter – Purdue had to use a timeout after the catch, a stop it dearly missed on Penn State’s next offensive possession. The decision to keep the clock winding there probably cost the Boilers 30 seconds and three or four plays in its last ditch effort to tie.
This is a frankly run-of-the-mill, borderline snub in the big picture, not a clinching stab in the back – again, Purdue was significantly outgained, did not score a touchdown of offense, did not stop Penn State from running, and still had a chance to tie as time expired. I don’t think there’s much room for complaint about the refs.
Purdue tripped up by a decent opponent. What else is new?- - - Glimpses - - - • Kansas 76, Nebraska 39: I was initially going to note how good Kansas is at answering scores – KU came from behind on the road against K-State and Colorado by scoring immediately after momentum-shifting, go-ahead touchdowns by the opponent in both games, and did the same when Nebraska led early here – but it hardly seems relevant given that the Jayhawks wound up scoring at will no matter what Nebraska was doing. I mean, WTF, man: Kansas was 12-15 on third downs and scored on drives of 68, 50, 62, 74, 61, 62 and 19 yards...in the first half. Altogether, the ‘Hawks scored touchdowns on 13 of 15 non-half-ending drives, and one of the no-scores was due to a missed field goal; prior to that, ten straight Kansas possessions ended in touchdowns. But it’s not even like they had a chance to pull off the dogs if they wanted: the way the ‘Huskers were turning it over, the longest of the four scoring drives in the second half was only 44 yards.
Welcome to the fray, Todd Reesing and Brandon McAnderson. The stars of the new hottness were both backups to start the season, as was second-leading receiver Dexton Fields and freshman big play maestro Dezmon Briscoe, PS#339 by Phil Steele, who scored his fifth, sixth and seventh touchdowns Saturday.
• Michigan 28, Michigan State 24: I saw most of the first half of this game, when Mike Hart was doing his inexplicable Mike Hart things on a pair of spectacular, alternately juking and leg-churning, tackle-breaking runs, and then the last couple minutes, after the Wolverines fell behind and decided it wasn’t going down like that, so I don’t have much context for the hole the Michigan offense obviously crumpled into once Hart was largely sidelined in the meantime.
I do wonder about the notion that Michigan has a “scoring offense” and a “non-scoring offense,” and that all it takes is a philosophical adjustment to the former to begin raining down points. This is exactly what happened Saturday: after eight three-and-outs in nine scoreless possessions, the Wolverines burned right down the field on two straight long touchdown drives after Michigan State went in front 24-14, seemingly using a strategy built entirely around long lobs to Mario Manningham. This is not entirely true – Manningham caught four passes on the touchdown drives, including the winning score from 31 yards out, the same number as Adrian Arrington (though Manningham had a couple incomplete passes lobbed in his direction, too) – but it is true that Henne thrived when forced to play a little bombs away. Especially if Hart’s ankle is still at issue, I would expect more openness from the outset against Wisconsin and Ohio State.
Box Scorin’ Making sense of what I didn’t see. - - - • Ohio State 38, Wisconsin 17: The Buckeyes still are what we thought they were: a physical, efficient, fundamentally sound bunch of killers who’d as soon cut yer throat as they’d look at ya. Twelve yards rushing to an offense that had been averaging 175 in its first five Big Ten games is reminiscent of the nasty 2005 D at OSU, and the trench dominance extended to Ohio State’s O-line: Chris Wells had 168 on eight per carry. Once the Badgers came back to move ahead 17-10 early in the third, the Buckeyes scored touchdowns on their next three possessions and finished with 28 straight points. Still no sketchy, disappointing or even close wins from OSU.
• Virginia 17, Wake Forest 16: Virginia, you magnificent bastards, this one was supposed to go the other way – Sam Swank does not miss that kick at the last second and Wake Forest does not lose games that come down to a field goal. Going back to last year, the Deacs were 9-1 in one-score games, but might have finally run into the one team that can out-Wake Wake: the Cavs have won six games by five points or less this year, and their last three wins have all been by one point. I have consistently maintained, whatever it’s doing to win every week in the mediocre mash-up that is the ACC, Wake Forest is not a good team. Neither is Virginia. Everything in the box score of this game screams “play not to lose,” and ultimately the Cavs were simply better at not losing. Again.
• Texas 38, Oklahoma State 35: I felt a little guilty about ignoring this game once I got a text message that said “you missed a great ending,” but once it’s 35-14 and Texas is turning the ball over left and right and Alabama-LSU and Oregon-Arizona State are commanding attention, the priorities are obvious. Anyway, it looks like what happened here is the same thing that happened last week: Texas committed to running Jamaal Charles, and he lit up a terrible defense. In the first three quarters, Charles had eight carries for 43 yards – that’s 5.5 per carry right there – and in the fourth he had eight carries for 137 yards and two touchdowns, a lot of that coming on a 75-yarder on a drive that started at the Texas one.
Make no mistake, though: the ‘Horns are no better on defense than OK State – the Cowboys passed for 430 and had a ridiculous 589 for the game, with Texas Tech coming into Austin next week. It looks like all we learned about UT is that it’s resilient and really needs to hand off more often to Jamaal Charles. Folsom Field at the end of a 55-10 rout. It’s DIVISION I FOOTBALL, brother! I mean, sort of.- - -
• Arizona 34, UCLA 27: Not even as close as it looks: LA scored the last 13 points after trailing 34-14, and one of its touchdowns was a kick return. An almost identical performance to last week’s embarrasing collapse at Washington State – the Bruins were outgained by 278 in Pullman and 181 in Tucson, and the Arizona spread actually worked against a defense that supposedly has teeth – and is (or should be) the Dorrellian death knell.
• Missouri 55, Colorado 10: I wouldn’t have thought there was that much space between these two teams, but even if I did, no matter how much space we’re talking about, nothing – not even 55-10 – can adequately explain 598-196. Missouri outgained Colorado by 402 yards and 18 first downs. Average margin of victory by the Tigers in four Big 12 wins: 31.3 points, dragged down by a mere 14-point win over Iowa State. Nebraska, Texas Tech and now CU have been obliterated.
• Florida State 27, Boston College 17: Incredibly, on paper, Matt Ryan was significantly outplayed by Drew Weatherford, who had maybe the game of his career: Weatherford, on the road, had more completions in fewer attemtps and, most significantly, had zero interceptions against the most pick-happy defense in the country while Ryan had three, the last of which drove the nail in the Eagles’ mythical championship coffin. Ryan threw 53 times and also had nine of BC’s 20 carries, and 415 yards or not, that sort of one man show is hardly tenable two weeks in a row, against defenses of the caliber of Virginia Tech and Florida State.
• Oklahoma 42, Texas A&M 14: Pretty straightforward butt-kicking: Sam Bradford was accurate as a mofo, A&M played little to no defense, and the Sooners very quickly took the Aggies’ best weapons out of the game – Mike Goodson and Jorvorskie Lane combined for 12 carries, while Stephen McGee threw 28 times with the predictable results. A&M’s defense was softer than I would have guessed, but no surprises on this page.
• Southern Cal 24, Oregon State 3: The final score is the Trojans’ best of the year, all things considered – it’s SC’s first win over a team currently sporting a winning record – but without question this is also the worst offensive performance since Pete Carroll’s first season at USC. The Trojans’ scoring drives covered 9, 54, 47 and 14 yards, which is like the play-by-play for one drive for the SC offenses we’re accustomed to. The defense, however, was great, or Oregon State’s offense just that much worse, as the Beavers finished with a platry 176 yards and only scored a field goal after John David Booty fumbled the ball away at his own 17 in the second quarter. It’s a good sign that two of the Trojans’ next three possessions were touchdown drives to go up 17-3 in response, but the second half was a disaster. Still nothing special now about USC.
• Arkansas 48, South Carolina 36: Take that last sentence and circle it, underline it and then ritually burn it where the other USC is concerned, because “nothing special” and “third straight loss” are wholly inadequate for an effort like this. No team, I mean no collegiate team anywhere in any division, could do worse than allowing 541 yards rushing in one game. To anyone. That number is more shocking than Kansas’ score over Nebraska, and it’s a disgrace to a Gamecock defense that’s usually fesity or resilient or something if nothing else. It will probably cost Tyrone Nix consideration for a head coaching job this offseason, and maybe the next, if he holds on to his coordinator position for that long. This is the SEC, man. Nine yards per carry? Casey Dick completed eight of ten passes. Arkansas might be on the first leg of a late season scorched earth campaign or something, but there is no excuse. I didn’t have to watch it to know South Carolina just put in the most disgraceful defensive effort of the season (well, except maybe Minnesota’s against North Dakota State, or against Illinois Saturday – see below).
I recruited him! I recruited him! I can do it again!- - - The Crunch Interesting/Not Necessarily Relevant Stats - - - New Mexico State and Nevada combined for 1,032 yards and 52 first downs in a last second Wolfpack win. . . . Clemson scored 16 points in the final 1:10 of the first half and 30 in a 13-minute span to blow out Duke. . . . After leading 14-0 in the first quarter, Northwestern was outscored 28-3 in the last three quarters in a loss to Iowa. . . . Kirby Freeman, heir apparent of Quarterback U, completed 1 of 14 passes with three interceptions and an 84-yard touchdown in Miami’s overtime loss to N.C. State. Freeman and Daniel Evans combined to complete 20 of 54 passes in the game. . . . Florida gained 348 yards in the first half en route to trouncing Vanderbilt. . . . East Carolina gained 641 yards on 9.2 per snap in a 56-40 win at Memphis. . . . Tennessee Tech outrushed Auburn on fewer carries in a 35-3 loss. . . . Notre Dame’s offense nearly matched its season rushing total through the first eight games in the loss to Navy. . . . San Jose State did not draw a single flag in a five-touchdown loss at Boise State. . . . South Florida and Cincinnati combined for four defensive and special teams touchdowns in the first quarter. . . . Air Force outrushed Army 437-17 in a 24-point win. Chad Hall ran for 275 yards, his second 250-plus-yard game in four weeks. . . . TCU had more scoring drives (7) that New Mexico had first downs (6) in the Frogs’ 37-0 win. . . . UL-Monroe racked up 624 yards, 30 first downs and two 100-yard rushers and lost on a last second kickoff return, 43-40. . . . Rutgers outgained UConn by 115 yards and 11 first downs and lost by 19 points. . . . Tulsa and Toledo each gained 600 yards total offense in wins over Tulane and Eastern Michigan, respectively. . . . And, to the tease, Minnesota allowed 448 yards rushing on nine yards per carry to Illinois, the third straight game the Gophers have allowed at least 300 on the ground. More on Minnesota’s historic defensive futility later this week.
“BCS Busting” when the numbers are released later tonight.
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Monday, October 08, 2007
Conquered favorites and other notables picking up the pieces of shattered ambition this week:
• DAVID WAS ONLY +36.5. The stakes of Stanford’s upset keep rising: I saw the Cardinal as 38.5-point dogs on Friday, beat reporter Scott Wolf (who’s taken to calling Pete Carroll “Caesar,” as in Question for Caesar: How does it feel to get outcoached by a punk?”) href=”http://www.insidesocal.com/usc/archives/2007/10/hail_caesar_con.html”>put the line at 39 immediately after the game, I heard “40-point underdog” all weekend and now read 41-point underdog in the L.A. Times. The least of them is still the greatest upset in the history of the sport, replacing Syracuse’s win over Louisville three weeks ago.
The Cardinal lost its first three Pac Ten games – to UCLA, Oregon and Arizona State – by an average of 30 points. Below are the major stat categories tracked by the NCAA in which Stanford finished 90th or worse in 2006, i.e. among the bottom 30 teams in the country, with 2007 ranks after Saturday’s win in parentheses:
Rushing Offense: 115 (97) Scoring Defense: 108 (98) Passing Offense: 95 (46) Turnover Margin: 112 (46) Total Offense: 118 (83) Passing Efficiency: 94 (93) Scoring Offense: 118 (92) Sacks: 111 (15) Rushing Defense: 117 (81) Tackles For Loss: 115 (21) Total Defense: 97 (105) Sacks Allowed: 119 (114)
Stanford still can’t score or stop anyone, but there are two huge, probably not unrelated leaps: sacks, tackles for loss and turnover margin. The Cardinal had four sacks against John David Booty and collected the four infamous interceptions in the second half.
Not that everyone is all that broken up about it, if you ask Sports By Brooks:
![]()  OMG! We lost? Like, I’m not even going to smile when John takes body shots off my bare, impossibly supple stomach tonight! - - -
L.A. NIGHTCLUB GETS BOOTY SHOTS AFTER TROJAN LOSS: SbB has learned that after the USC Trojans crushing loss last night to Stanford, which is officially the biggest upset in college football history (since the enactment of published point spreads), several Trojan players were see partying it up immediately after the game at Los Angeles nightclub Les Deux.
Among those at the Hollywood hot spot, which is a favorite of Matt Leinart, was quarterback John David Booty, who was observed doing shots and enjoying the company of several members of the fairer sex (not that there's anything wrong with that!). - - -
Trojan partisans might not agree with that last line, though, in fairness, Booty was only trying to numb the pain of the broken finger he suffered at the end of an interception-free first half (disturbingly referred to somewhere as “a cracked middle finger”), which has already, ah, shouldered its share of the blame and could sideline Booty for this week’s game with Arizona – but that’s the only reason. Carroll stuck with Booty, figuring if Drew Bledsoe could do it, so could JDB, and suggested elsewhere that losing linemen Chico Rachal and Kris O’Dowd on the same play against Washington has hurt much more: “We were fine and something hit the fan. There’s been a big fallout and it hasn’t felt the same way since.”
USC Sports Talk does not agree:
QB Competition Checklist:
1. Give the senior QB an opportunity to play and prove himself. COMPLETE
2. Allow praised QB to compete for Heisman Trophy. COMPLETE
3. Pull senior quarterback and replace him with the more talented redshirt sophomore quarterback who possess greater athleticism, confidence, arm strength, heart, and intelligence. PROCESSING...
4. Sit back and watch as your offense flourishes under the new field general.
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Last word from Wolf’s blog, via commenter “Captain Intangibles”:
I fear that our success is turning many of us into Bama fans. Ease up, people. Yesterday sucked, but we're not THAT bad. - - -
Oregon’s Addicted to Quack certainly hopes not.
• WHERE FOR ART THOU, SCHADENFREUDE? UCLA doesn’t even get the basic enjoyment inherent in a stunning rival loss, itself a shamed loser against a winless team for the second time in three weeks, and for the second time stuck on a meager six points. The first stop after even the most minor Bruin setback should always be Bruins Nation, because you know what’s coming, and after another colossal debacle, Nestor doesn’t disappoint:
We have known this for years even during the fraudlent "10 win" season that our program was being short-circuited by an inexperienced, overmatched, coach in name only idiot. The only identity the idiot's team has established in last 4+ years is the one of most inconsistent program in the NCAA, featured by constant underachievement, let down wins, systematic lack of fundamental and discipline (the ultimate anti-Howland in the lexicon of UCLA sports), establishing itself as the Lavin program of college football.
All these humiliations have taken place despite UCLA giving Dorrell every chance to succeed. It has markedly improved all the facilities during his tenure. It has let him liberally hire and fire mediocre assistant coaches (paying them at a handsome level unprecedented in UCLA AD's penny pinching history), and it has even let him get away even after shaming the program by having character with criminal past o the program.
And now deep into his 5th season, we are at a point when it is clear to anyone with a functioning sports brain that Dorrell is a failure.
I interrupt here only to say this is the exact reaction after every L.A. loss over the last two years. Not that it’s wrong, just noting in light of the “it is clear” line that certain people thought it was fairly clear before his third season, and have never stopped saying so. Continuing:
McLeod Bethel-Thompson: nice name, not so nice at football.- - - A major part of the Bruins’ offensive hilarity depression was another shocking injury to faberget starter Ben Olson, which, with Patrick Cowan already sidelined, led to the ambush of a walk-on third-stringer, the nicely-named McLeod Bethel-Thompson. Who proceeded to complete 12 of 28 passes with four interceptions. This is a much worse situation under center even than Notre Dame’s, and with so few options that, rather then even consider throwing Bethel-Thompson to the wolves again, coaches are alternating between moving Osaar Rasshan from receiver or rushing Cowan back into the lineup against Washington in two weeks. This would be fine with the L.A. Times:
Stepped back: Olson. Suffering a knee injury was a tough development. Not talking to the media afterward, well, that happens.
But there was Thompson, needing consoling and support after Saturday night's game. There was injured quarterback Patrick Cowan, at his side. And there was Olson, a couple of locker stalls over, shooing away the media as if they were Canadian Soldiers in Cleveland. - - -
The Times would also like to know why, exactly, coaches didn’t call Rasshan’s number even after it was painfully obvious Bethel-Thompson was no Tavita Pritchard:
Osaar Rasshan was warming up. The need for him, or something, was apparent, as UCLA was quarterback-needy against Notre Dame on Saturday night. [...] Rasshan was ready. Coach Karl Dorrell wasn't. The Bruins offense, he said, could not call that audible.
Rasshan was recruited as a quarterback and trained two seasons to be a UCLA quarterback before moving to wide receiver over the summer. Yet, when the offense failed to re-boot under Bethel-Thompson during Saturday's 20-6 loss to previously winless Notre Dame, Rasshan was considered user unfriendly for reasons beyond his control.
"It wasn't an option," Dorrell said in a conference call Sunday night. "He hasn't had any reps in quite some time at quarterback."
The question some might ask is, "Why?"
The Bruins' top two quarterbacks have not been healthy in the same game this season. Olson missed one game because of a concussion and Cowan missed the first three because of a partially torn hamstring and the last two because of a partially torn knee ligament. Yet, the Bruins seemed unprepared for disaster, with Bethel-Thompson and freshman Chris Forcier, who they hope to redshirt, as the only backups to Olson on Saturday night.
Dorrell had considered resorting to the Rasshan option going into the season opener at Stanford, when Cowan was out because of a hamstring injury. Dorrell said they had a "package" ready for Rasshan in case of emergency. When an emergency came Saturday, the expiration date on that package had passed.
"We haven't practiced that package since the early portion of the season," Dorrell said. "We thought the injuries our quarterbacks had were not long term. We thought that Pat would be back soon. . . . We felt in pretty good shape." - - - Get ‘em next time, big guy. - - - When I was a kid and screwed something up and tried to tell my dad “I thought...” I used to wonder how he could still be upset. I thought I put the windows back up in the car, and I was wrong, but how was I supposed to know I was wrong? How was I supposed to know the seats and those papers would be ruined? I thought I was right. So how can I be blamed for that?
I understand a little better now. Thank you, Karl Dorrell.
• DAWGS SMELL THE BLOOD OF A COORDINATOR. If it’s measured perspective you’re looking for on Georgia’s blowout loss at Tennessee, you might find Dawg Sports, or an extraordinarily judicious Paul Westerdawg up your alley. We, however, are looking for instant, frothing rage, and for that, we turn to Chip Towers’ Atlanta Journal-Constitution blog. The author is stunned but patient about UGA’s unravelling in front of his eyes, but his commenters couldn’t unload much more bile:
Fire Willie. Fire him now. How many times can we line up in the f-ing nickel (EVEN WHEN THEY’RE ON THE 5!!!) and let teams pound the ball against us!?!?!? And if you’re going to play nickel can you please put somebody on the recievers sometime before the 10 yards from the line of scrimmage? Is anyone surprised that a good QB like Ainge is picking us apart without pressure?
FIRE HIM. HE HAS TO GO. GEORGIA WILL NOT WIN ANYTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE WITH HIM HERE.
FIRE WILLIE!!! - - -
…the Dawgs seem to be looking for leadership on defense. They look absolutely awful and the snowball is getting bigger. I thought 51 pts was bad last year…they are just continuing where they left off.
By 6th Straight LLoss in SEC East - - -
Dawgs players are flat and on their heels. Does the defense have a game plan? Did WM think the vowels would roll over? Seems an awful lot like very poor planning. Looks like 0-6 against eastern division is all but in the books. - - -
This D sux. Willie Martinez should have been fired two years ago. Stafford may not be all we thought he was going to be. He consistently misses open guys. P** poor effort all around so far. WE all should have seen this coming. We’ve only played well in one game all year, against OSU. It’s going to be a long year after today. We will lose to Florida, Auburn, Kentucky and have to fight like he!! to beat Troy. - - -
I’m a Bulldogs fan and I’ll be one till the day I die but Willie Martinez is testing me. It’s as if he’s trying to call the worst defensive package possible. He’s got to go. UGA’s defenses have been ranked well under him not due to his coaching but in spite of it. Our defense makes plays on pure talent and is handcuffed by Willie’s inept coaching. Today we’re seeing the football equivalent of the Britney Spears VMA awards performance by Willie Martinez. So bad you just want to cry in pity. - - -
We look like chumps. Humiliating. - - -
There are 70 comments. I stopped after about a dozen.
Georgia also learned Sunday it will forge ahead without Thomas Brown, who will miss the next month and possibly the rest of the regular season with a broken collar bone. But that’s not the grand insult to the inconsistent Dawgs, delivered by the AJC’s Jeff Schultz: “I dub thee ‘Georgia Tech.’”
• We Wish We Could be Dubbed Georgia Tech: Speaking of the Jackets, Terence Moore may be slightly overboard in his description of Tech’s rally from 18 points down to Maryland:
Then came the second half, when Bennett did his Tom Brady imitation, and Demaryius Thomas became Randy Moss, and the defense evoked memories of the ‘85 Bears. Before long, with the suddenly aggressive Jackets playing as they should have all along, they just missed overcoming themselves when Travis Bell’s kick sailed just wide right from 52 yards inside the final minute.” - - -
Moore is closer to sanity when he says Georgia Tech is too talented to be sitting at 1-3 in the ACC with losses to Virginia and Maryland and bemoaning what could have been on a last-second field goal when the team should never be down 21-3 to begin with. If the Willie Martinez comments made you uncomfortable for some reason, you might want to skip the ones directed at Chan Gailey.
Elsewhere in Disillusion... - - - • Iowa made Anthony Morelli look good. That is all.
Nebraska: barely hanging on. Actually, the defense went ahead and let go against Missouri.- - - • Some perspective on Nebraska’s season after its humbling loss to Missouri: Nebraska didn’t allow 40 points a single time in the seventies and only yielded 40 twice in the eighties. With Missouri’s 41-point, 606-yard barrage Saturday, these Huskers have allowed 40 points three times in six games. The Tigers also set a new opponent record with 32 first downs and set Nebraska’s defense 62 yards behind the most generous effort in school history, currently held by the 1948 team that finished 2-8.
• All coaches, players and fans have experienced devastating defeat, but suspended Texas safety Tyrell Gatewood wants to ask: Have you ever experienced devastating defeat....on weed? Perhaps you have, and perhaps the, uh, perspective worked out for you, but for Gatewood, his arrest after UT’s loss to Oklahoma Saturday night destroys whatever hope he held of returning to the team after an initial possession arrest three weeks ago.
But you know what? As the comments to the Gatewood story point out, at least UT has $$ and CLASS & TRADITION, unlike those FREAKISH smelly WHITE TRASH kinda fat & pudgy & clueless GOOBER PYLE look-a-likes from A&M. So take your two-game lead in the division and stick it up your freakish smelly ass.
• Steve Kragthorpe after Louisville’s home loss to Utah Friday night: “We did not play well on defense at all." What gave it away, coach? Forty-four points? Five hundred eighty-two yards? Twenty-two plays of double digit yards?
Krag’s prescription: "We've got to do a better job of not making mistakes, and if we make mistakes we've got to get them corrected to where we don't make them again." Mmmmm...insightful.
• Bret Bielema has handled everything else well as a young, first-time head coach. How about losing? Tyler Donovan is set to set single-season Wisconsin records for completions, yards and touchdowns, after his 392-yard day, and it’s not stopping anyone from thinking he still looked awful against Illinois.
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